A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A man of 60 has spent 20 years in bed and over three years in eating.
After 30, a body has a mind of its own.
After all, tomorrow is another day.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
All my possessions for one moment of time.
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
At 20 years of age, the will reigns; at 30, the wit; and at 40, the judgement.
At 20: by one, so many things appear solid, permanent, untenable.
At age 50, everyone has the face he deserves.
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: the same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
Birth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery.
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
Every man over 40 is a scoundrel.
George Bernard Shaw
Everything I know I learned after I was 30.
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
Forty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age.
From our birthday, until we die, Is but the winking of an eye.
William Butler Yeats
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
How far that little candle throws his beams!
I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer.
If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
I’m 60 years of age. That’s 16 Celsius.
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn’t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
It takes a long time to grow young.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Charles M. Schulz
Life begins at 40.
W. B. Pitkin
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18.
Live as long as you may. The first 20 years are the longest half of your life.
Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60.
May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
One starts to get young at the age of 60 and then it is too late.
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Some people reach the age of 60 before others.
Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
H. V. Prochnow
The first 40 years of life give us the text: the next 30 supply the commentary.
The first hundred years are the hardest.
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
Jerry M. Wright
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
There are 364 days when you might get un-birthday presents… and only one for birthday presents, you know.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
This wine is 40 years old. It certainly doesn’t show its age.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.
To be 70 years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be 40 years old.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.
Very few people do anything creative after the age of 35. The reason is that very few people do anything creative before the age of 35.
We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.
Robert Louis Stevenson
We are always the same age inside.
We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.
What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Women deserve to have more than 12 years between the ages of 28 and 40.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years experience.
Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
George Bernard Shaw
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.