Seasonal Quotes Archive

Halloween Quotes

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. Unknown Author Eat, drink and be scary. Unknown Author I’m not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. Al Jourgensen A grandmother pretends she doesn’t …

Autumn Quotes

Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons. Jim Bishop Winter is dead; spring is crazy; summer is cheerful and autumn is wise! Mehmet Murat ildan Of all the seasons, autumn offers the most to man and requires the …

Labor Day Quotes

A bad day at work is better than a good day in hell. Scott Johnson A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must …

Mother’s Day Quotes

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Unknown Author A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. Irish Proverb A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a …

New Year Quotes

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. Bill Vaughan Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you …

Father’s Day Quotes

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Unknown Author A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. Enid Bagnold A father is someone who carries pictures …

Easter Quotes

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. Robert Flatt Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there. Clarence W. Hall The joyful news that He …

Christmas Quotes

A good conscience is a continual Christmas. Benjamin Franklin As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. Eric Sevareid As we prepare for our traditional celebrations, let us remember those who will not be looking forward …

Birthday Quotes

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. Unknown Author A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost A man of 60 has spent …

Spring Quotes

A man has every season while a woman only has the right to spring. Jane Fonda All through the long winter, I dream of my garden. On the first day of spring, I dig my fingers deep into the soft earth. I can …