Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it.
Being a lad is what I’m about. I can tell you who isn’t a lad – anyone from Blur.
Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.
Discipline? I don’t know the meaning of the word.
Everyone knows that if you’ve got a brother, you’re going to fight.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
I can still go pound for pound with any clown at any time.
I dig it. I’m into the idea that there could be a God and aliens and reincarnation and some geezer years ago turning water into wine. I don’t believe when you die, you die.
I don’t hate Chris Martin. I don’t know him, know what I mean? I just thinks he’s a bit giddy. He ought to calm down, he isn’t gonna save the world.
I don’t think I’ve ever said anything that’s nasty.
I don’t think tension makes for great records. That’s a load of bollocks.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. If I die and there’s something afterwards, I’m going to hell, not heaven.
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I’d just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It’s good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
I refuse to dance. And I can’t dance anyway. I’m not in a band for that.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
If I wasn’t a musician I don’t know. I’d be God, maybe? That would be a good job.
I’m getting up earlier and earlier now man. I try and beat the alarm clock. The alarm goes off at six and I try to get up at 5.59 just to do its head in.
I’m Liam Gallagher and I’m in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
I’m not one of them that walks around town like ‘I’m the king of London’. If I need to get milk I go out and get milk, but most of the time I’m indoors.
It’s about the music and that’s it. I’m not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?
It’s good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I’d just sit around getting fat.
I’ve mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay.
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
Name one rock star in Britain apart from a member of Oasis. Name one!
Pete Doherty needs a slap, and the sooner he gets it, the better.
The Beatles play guitars, we play guitars. The Beatles got hair, we’ve got hair. The Beatles got arms, we’ve got arms.
There’s Elvis and me. I couldn’t say which of the two is best.
We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
You never see me down film premieres even though I get invited to about a hundred a week.
You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic and he looks like a fanny.
You’ve seen one of the our gigs you’ve seen ’em all. But if you’re into the music, you’ll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.